You know you’re a WoW Widow when…
- you know where all the WiFi spots are in Hawaii
- you’re planning your day without him
- you make dinner just quick enough for him to take a break before his next raid
- you sleep diagonally on the queen-sized bed
- you’re awoken at about 3 am by someone shoving you over back to your side of the bed
- you’ve run out of TiVo programming
- you can have a bridal shower in your home with most of the guests not knowing that your husband was home the whole time
- your dog no longer responds to his call
- your neighbors think he’s commuting across the country again
- the trash doesn’t get taken out on Thursday nights
- your chair cushions are flattened
- you go on shopping sprees without a second thought
- you consider playing SimCity again
Maybe I should consider buying this.
