You know you’re starving when…
…the blue cheese in your in-flight salad is really tasty.  I don’t know what’s going on but I swear I have a tapeworm in my stomach today.  Every two hours I’ve had a rumbly in my tumbly.  So far I’ve had a bag of cheesey airplane crackers (like goldfish but shaped as airplanees), half a turkey sandwich, a spicy tuna roll, and a salad.  Nevermind the mini-bottle of white wine, bottle of water, and 8 oz cup of coffee that I had with all of that.  When is this flight going to end?  It’s 8:22 pm PST and we’ve been at the airport since 10:15 am.  I think we have about 1.5 hours to go.
        
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